Now I know everyone is a little bit different /
That doesn’t mean theres a need for distance
step right up / come a little bit closer /
two forward steps if your sober /

if your not / try your best to not fall over /
partake with me / join the rest of the team /
dare to dream / don’t be afraid of me /
if you’re scared there’s the exit feel free to leave /

won’t lock you in / this is not a contract /
like an alien race / come to make contact /
live long and prosper and that other shit /
may the force be with you / if it’s mine to give /

lovers come together / I’m the real cupid /
party and dance no fear of looking stupid /
loose in the crowd / make moves with your mouth /
if you don’t know the words / i’ll forgive you for now /

pretty little flower it’s time to dance / get off the wall /
move those vans / get on the floor / find a partner /
grip their hands / feet move the beat the heart commands /
float and follow like a boat with no drag / wind in your sails with the mic in hand / we can set off / to get off / whatever the plan / already began / watch romance expand /

we can fill the room / with a nice little vibe / shout out to the smokers holding it down outside / bring people in / tell em a lie / it’s totally wild / theres a break dancing meerkat inside /

absolutely worth the entry price / definitely don’t hesitate / it’s not worth thinking twice / must be seen to be believed / this ladies and gentlemen is how you deceive and mislead /

come by here /
i know we look weird /
nothing to fear /
open your ears /

lets get this crackalacking / really blasting off /
champagne corks flying / bottle caps popping off /
high five slapping / keep your elbows flapping /
let your knees hang loose / and keep them toes tapping /

throw peace signs / be wild / bare feet style /
meanwhile / rock ya head back and forth /
like you slept facing north / twist and turn /
slip and swerve / let your body contort on the floor /

shake baby shake / aha break my heart /
taper jean girls standing at the bar /
I’m keep my distance / spy you from a far /
until the time comes i require a glass /

drink something stiff on rocks from top shelf /
when i party / i need a little help /
dancing sober feels awful as hell /
awkward as well / hermit crab minus the shell /

it takes two to tango / when mates do the lasso /
one acts like they’re being strangled /
the other pulls him on an invisible rope /
I don’t think ladies have ever been impressed by the joke /

and sometimes we pretend to catch fish /
this one time people thought my mate was having a fit /
legit / i was just reeling him in / he was wriggling round biting his lip /